I have absolutely no idea what’s going on here. Most of it’s gibberish, and the stuff that isn’t is “log Parental torrent tycoons” and “crazy dinner examination”. I imagine if there’s ever a device that picks up people’s thoughts and prints them out, we’d get something like this.

I have absolutely no idea what’s going on here. Most of it’s gibberish, and the stuff that isn’t is “log Parental torrent tycoons” and “crazy dinner examination”. I imagine if there’s ever a device that picks up people’s thoughts and prints them out, we’d get something like this.


Look at the flamingo. His eyes just scream “trustworthy”.

Look at the flamingo. His eyes just scream “trustworthy”.


I love this. It’s not a spam message that’s trying to scam you. It’s a spam message warning you about scams as it tries to scam you.

I love this. It’s not a spam message that’s trying to scam you. It’s a spam message warning you about scams as it tries to scam you.


It takes two to TANGLE.

It takes two to TANGLE.


You know what’s a great way to prevent erectile “disfunction”? Don’t have a penis.

You know what’s a great way to prevent erectile “disfunction”? Don’t have a penis.


From another one of my friends.
It is the little changes which will make the most important changes.

From another one of my friends.

It is the little changes which will make the most important changes.


A spam comment from one of my friend’s blogs. The whole “greetings earthling!!” thing actually makes sense. All this time, spam has been from aliens trying to communicate with us through poorly worded scams!

A spam comment from one of my friend’s blogs. The whole “greetings earthling!!” thing actually makes sense. All this time, spam has been from aliens trying to communicate with us through poorly worded scams!


Man, there are a lot of cancer stricken widows wanting to give their money away.

Man, there are a lot of cancer stricken widows wanting to give their money away.


Funny. You’d think I’d remember emailing someone named Bessie Schroeder at Sabertooth media.

Funny. You’d think I’d remember emailing someone named Bessie Schroeder at Sabertooth media.


Crash

Bad news, 20 people who actually follow this blog. My computer crashed and I lost all the spam I was planning to share with you :(. I still have a couple saved up (and I mean a couple; there’s two of them), but after that, who knows?

I still like posting spam. I still think it’s funny. Even if I’m not very good at being popular, I’m still going to post what I can, when I can, if only for the two people who actually pay attention to this (you know who you are; thanks by the way :). It still sucks that I can’t post regularly anymore. I doubt it will help me gain scads of followers.

Thanks for reading. If I’m not able to keep it going, just remember, I’m still glad for my time here on Tumblr.

Have a fun day :)