What the hell is a “teenie”? (Although considering that this is the internet, it’s probably porn)

What the hell is a “teenie”? (Although considering that this is the internet, it’s probably porn)


No idea who “Mia stone” is or why I should care about her action vids.

No idea who “Mia stone” is or why I should care about her action vids.


My credit isn’t great, so it’s probably just white gold, not platinum.

My credit isn’t great, so it’s probably just white gold, not platinum.


Hm, you’d think PayPal would know I didn’t have a PayPal account.

Hm, you’d think PayPal would know I didn’t have a PayPal account.


It’s not like these spam comments ever make sense, but…earthquake?

It’s not like these spam comments ever make sense, but…earthquake?


Okay, why would a reverend be in charge of an ATM Logistics Unit? Not that I even know why an ATM would need a logistics unit.

Okay, why would a reverend be in charge of an ATM Logistics Unit? Not that I even know why an ATM would need a logistics unit.


Sometimes I’m not sure if the spam is in another language or if it’s just random letters.

Sometimes I’m not sure if the spam is in another language or if it’s just random letters.


Yes, this looks legit.

Yes, this looks legit.


Looks like they didn’t get the html working properly. Now how are you going to spam if you don’t know html?

Looks like they didn’t get the html working properly. Now how are you going to spam if you don’t know html?


Why oh why does it say “Ruthie and closed”?

Why oh why does it say “Ruthie and closed”?