Wait…”much” better?! Are you saying my article wasn’t perfect?!?!

Wait…”much” better?! Are you saying my article wasn’t perfect?!?!


Maybe it’s just the italics, but man, I like that font.
Really, are we meant to believe there are rich people out there who just die and their executors throw money at the first person who responds to an email?
Oh no. There are people who actually believe that, aren’t there?

Maybe it’s just the italics, but man, I like that font.

Really, are we meant to believe there are rich people out there who just die and their executors throw money at the first person who responds to an email?

Oh no. There are people who actually believe that, aren’t there?


What should I do with the knowledge? Gain it?

What should I do with the knowledge? Gain it?


Yeah, I’m going to by my viagra (oops; V I A G R A) from someone named Jojo-Sprandel. Give me a little credit.

Yeah, I’m going to by my viagra (oops; V I A G R A) from someone named Jojo-Sprandel. Give me a little credit.


The pharmacy America trusts: Canada.

The pharmacy America trusts: Canada.


wyattsalazar:

oh yeah that sounds legit as fuck i’ll definitely give you guys a nick and pass and my credit card info and my address, sure. cant wait to get this beta money

Internet = instant money. Foolproof!

wyattsalazar:

oh yeah that sounds legit as fuck i’ll definitely give you guys a nick and pass and my credit card info and my address, sure. cant wait to get this beta money

Internet = instant money. Foolproof!


Sorry to bore you. I’ve been getting a lot of PayPal spam lately. I have to admit, it’s getting less obviously fake. It’s still a giant red flag since I don’t have an account (so you’re darn right it’s unauthorized), but at least I’m attracting a more sophisticated level of spammer.

Sorry to bore you. I’ve been getting a lot of PayPal spam lately. I have to admit, it’s getting less obviously fake. It’s still a giant red flag since I don’t have an account (so you’re darn right it’s unauthorized), but at least I’m attracting a more sophisticated level of spammer.


Your personal money saving!

Your personal money saving!


'Just' what? Leaving it hanging there is going to drive me crazy!

'Just' what? Leaving it hanging there is going to drive me crazy!


wyattsalazar:

spamfiles:

Eventually spam will be nothing but periods.

……. ………. ….. … $

Oh, no! I need to give my bank information to this person I don’t know!

wyattsalazar:

spamfiles:

Eventually spam will be nothing but periods.

……. ………. ….. … $

Oh, no! I need to give my bank information to this person I don’t know!