Friday, May 17, 2013
That word, you’re not using it right.

That word, you’re not using it right.

Monday, May 13, 2013
It would be easier for us to communicate if, you know, you didn’t use Google Translate to send your messages. Just sayin’.

It would be easier for us to communicate if, you know, you didn’t use Google Translate to send your messages. Just sayin’.

Friday, May 10, 2013
Apparently, Emiliy Dickinson was a fan of prescription meds by mail.

Apparently, Emiliy Dickinson was a fan of prescription meds by mail.

Monday, May 6, 2013
!!!
Jersey Shore??!!?
Get out. Just get out now. You vermin.

!!!

Jersey Shore??!!?

Get out. Just get out now. You vermin.

Friday, May 3, 2013
Keeping silent is not the best.

Keeping silent is not the best.

Monday, April 29, 2013
So the singles site has a “yoke approach” domain, cruises has “feet cram”, and the phone company has “baby load”. I can’t decide which is my favorite.

So the singles site has a “yoke approach” domain, cruises has “feet cram”, and the phone company has “baby load”. I can’t decide which is my favorite.

Friday, April 26, 2013
I’m not sure, but I think I did something wrong.

I’m not sure, but I think I did something wrong.

Monday, April 22, 2013
Not clicking on anonymous links seems to help.

Not clicking on anonymous links seems to help.

Friday, April 19, 2013
Foreigner wishing to bequeath millions of dollars to me, check. Readable but badly translated English, check. If only she was using an animal-verb web domain we’d have the trifecta.

Foreigner wishing to bequeath millions of dollars to me, check. Readable but badly translated English, check. If only she was using an animal-verb web domain we’d have the trifecta.

Monday, April 15, 2013
People never believe me when I say high fives are dangerous. At least someone gets it.

People never believe me when I say high fives are dangerous. At least someone gets it.