Looks like another security leak. But at least we now know how the CIA recruits people: through spam.

Looks like another security leak. But at least we now know how the CIA recruits people: through spam.


Less than a month ago, I lost all my amusing spam files. But thankfully, the spam gods have blessed me with an influx of more than I can post in a lifetime.

Less than a month ago, I lost all my amusing spam files. But thankfully, the spam gods have blessed me with an influx of more than I can post in a lifetime.


Another ridiculously long comment filled with nonsense. Highlights include:
Subtitles literary arsenal after tomorrow.
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Shogun logarithms.
Wow. Shogun logarithms would make an excellent band name.

Another ridiculously long comment filled with nonsense. Highlights include:

Subtitles literary arsenal after tomorrow.

spi negative air conditioning kangaroo

Shogun logarithms.

Wow. Shogun logarithms would make an excellent band name.


I have absolutely no idea what’s going on here. Most of it’s gibberish, and the stuff that isn’t is “log Parental torrent tycoons” and “crazy dinner examination”. I imagine if there’s ever a device that picks up people’s thoughts and prints them out, we’d get something like this.

I have absolutely no idea what’s going on here. Most of it’s gibberish, and the stuff that isn’t is “log Parental torrent tycoons” and “crazy dinner examination”. I imagine if there’s ever a device that picks up people’s thoughts and prints them out, we’d get something like this.


Look at the flamingo. His eyes just scream “trustworthy”.

Look at the flamingo. His eyes just scream “trustworthy”.


I love this. It’s not a spam message that’s trying to scam you. It’s a spam message warning you about scams as it tries to scam you.

I love this. It’s not a spam message that’s trying to scam you. It’s a spam message warning you about scams as it tries to scam you.


It takes two to TANGLE.

It takes two to TANGLE.


You know what’s a great way to prevent erectile “disfunction”? Don’t have a penis.

You know what’s a great way to prevent erectile “disfunction”? Don’t have a penis.


From another one of my friends.
It is the little changes which will make the most important changes.

From another one of my friends.

It is the little changes which will make the most important changes.


A spam comment from one of my friend’s blogs. The whole “greetings earthling!!” thing actually makes sense. All this time, spam has been from aliens trying to communicate with us through poorly worded scams!

A spam comment from one of my friend’s blogs. The whole “greetings earthling!!” thing actually makes sense. All this time, spam has been from aliens trying to communicate with us through poorly worded scams!